sexAYdude109: Hey bAbeY!
Ub3r Spiff: Uh... hi?
sexAYdude109: WaSsup!?
Ub3r Spiff: your mom
sexAYdude109: whud u say about moMmA
Ub3r Spiff: haha you forgot to stickycap that sentence
sexAYdude109: sHuT uP Ho.. I lyke.. OWnz you BiAtch
Ub3r Spiff: oh.. so I'm your whore, dickwad?
sexAYdude109: dAMn sTratE
Ub3r Spiff: I refused to be pimped by a moron
sexAYdude109: U dooz WHut I sayz
Ub3r Spiff: you dont even know me
sexAYdude109: YeS I duz ShAniQua, wHy uZ prEtnDin' nOTz 2 nO me
Ub3r Spiff: LMFAO.. I am not "ShAniQua" I'm a sweaty, horny middle aged german named "Sven"
sexAYdude109: kOolZ .. I'M doWN wiT Dat sHiznit SvEn .. iF uZ nOeS wHut I meANZ
Ub3r Spiff: well... im ignoring you now.. interesting talking to you
sexAYdude109: cOme On SvEn... u BlOWz me An Iz Do uZ
Ub3r Spiff: o.O;; err... bye now
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how do some people have the intelligence to download AIM... its shocking
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(edit) I found this moments later.. GENUINE SCREENSHOT FROM SARAH'S YAHOO INBOX:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... that is a horrible name
Ub3r Spiff: Uh... hi?
sexAYdude109: WaSsup!?
Ub3r Spiff: your mom
sexAYdude109: whud u say about moMmA
Ub3r Spiff: haha you forgot to stickycap that sentence
sexAYdude109: sHuT uP Ho.. I lyke.. OWnz you BiAtch
Ub3r Spiff: oh.. so I'm your whore, dickwad?
sexAYdude109: dAMn sTratE
Ub3r Spiff: I refused to be pimped by a moron
sexAYdude109: U dooz WHut I sayz
Ub3r Spiff: you dont even know me
sexAYdude109: YeS I duz ShAniQua, wHy uZ prEtnDin' nOTz 2 nO me
Ub3r Spiff: LMFAO.. I am not "ShAniQua" I'm a sweaty, horny middle aged german named "Sven"
sexAYdude109: kOolZ .. I'M doWN wiT Dat sHiznit SvEn .. iF uZ nOeS wHut I meANZ
Ub3r Spiff: well... im ignoring you now.. interesting talking to you
sexAYdude109: cOme On SvEn... u BlOWz me An Iz Do uZ
Ub3r Spiff: o.O;; err... bye now
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how do some people have the intelligence to download AIM... its shocking
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(edit) I found this moments later.. GENUINE SCREENSHOT FROM SARAH'S YAHOO INBOX:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... that is a horrible name