Deeeeaaaaaath!
Nov. 19th, 2002 01:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
transomwhiplassOk... doode that was scary.... o_o;; I'm so paranoid (the dry cleaner dude just came)
allrighttty.... I guess in my horrid illness I forgot to post! Wow.. and no one knew where I was (except Alex) and people miss me! I feel so special.... yeah..... so here is the saga:
Once upon a time in the kingdom across the path from Bunker Hill Village, there lived a family. In their, crappy but noble, house, lived a lord, his lady(o_O more like jackass and his unruley woman) and their 4 children. This particular weekend, the youngest whom they callest Eleanor but so fondly chided as Ele-whore was plauged by something of the hellish sort, most likely picked up while she was galavanting in the evil woods with the other witches and the black man! So Eleanor brought this plauge back to the house and intended to do some evil with it, JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT! Innocent maiden Sarah was idly minding her own buisness attending to her stressed mother, over-worked father, and rambuncious brothers when she realized, Eleanor was stalking her! No matter where she went, Eleanor was there; whether she was making a meal, cleaning the house up, taking care of the dogs, hovering about the magic-box referred to as a tele=vision, or warming the chair in front of the com-puter, Eleanor was always there. And she twas not just standing and being mindful of her own buisness, SHE WAS COUGHING! **Loud Gasp** And everytime the good Sarah begged and plead with the mule-ish brat, "Please! Cover thy mouth!" The young hell-demon woul shriek and obstinate, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You stupid female dog, thee!" Sarah, much appalled, would flee her younger sibling, but she was pursued! So eventually the mother yelled at the unruly Eleanor and threatened many things of the sort until she started covering her mouth. ALAS! It twas too late for Sarah, she had already been grasped by the evil hand of the plague. Come upon the next day, she lacked the strength to get out of bed untill later with the aid of the potions known as Ad-vil and Halls Cough Drops. The pain continued to the next day, Sarah took the same dosage but so far still felt like that which come from the dog's arse! So she managed to type a letter explaining her whereabouts to those who kindly seek and miss her. Whilst she ever get better? Only time and mercy will tell! The End.
Look what happens when you are bored and alone. Blargh! So yeah.. I think I have to come to school tonight for open house.. yargh.. and I will be there tomorrow for retreat... I don't know how I'd make it up if I missed it. If I'm still sick I'll bring surgical masks for the cabin! ^.^ But yeah... and my mom got some HELLA-NASTY cough drops to replace my old ones. I had Vitamin C Strawberry ones that were sooooooooo yummy and they numbed me just enough before the advil kicked in. Now I have cherry with medicine inside and the cherry tastes TERRIBLE....... grrr.... and they suck and the advil hasn't kicked in. I think I'm going to have to smear vapo-rub on myself and go watch tv with my head under my shirt.......... yeeeeees that sounds weird but it doesnt work otherwise!! yark! I have to be at school in a few hours, no? I hate orchestraaaaaaaaaa!
allrighttty.... I guess in my horrid illness I forgot to post! Wow.. and no one knew where I was (except Alex) and people miss me! I feel so special.... yeah..... so here is the saga:
Once upon a time in the kingdom across the path from Bunker Hill Village, there lived a family. In their, crappy but noble, house, lived a lord, his lady(o_O more like jackass and his unruley woman) and their 4 children. This particular weekend, the youngest whom they callest Eleanor but so fondly chided as Ele-whore was plauged by something of the hellish sort, most likely picked up while she was galavanting in the evil woods with the other witches and the black man! So Eleanor brought this plauge back to the house and intended to do some evil with it, JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT! Innocent maiden Sarah was idly minding her own buisness attending to her stressed mother, over-worked father, and rambuncious brothers when she realized, Eleanor was stalking her! No matter where she went, Eleanor was there; whether she was making a meal, cleaning the house up, taking care of the dogs, hovering about the magic-box referred to as a tele=vision, or warming the chair in front of the com-puter, Eleanor was always there. And she twas not just standing and being mindful of her own buisness, SHE WAS COUGHING! **Loud Gasp** And everytime the good Sarah begged and plead with the mule-ish brat, "Please! Cover thy mouth!" The young hell-demon woul shriek and obstinate, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You stupid female dog, thee!" Sarah, much appalled, would flee her younger sibling, but she was pursued! So eventually the mother yelled at the unruly Eleanor and threatened many things of the sort until she started covering her mouth. ALAS! It twas too late for Sarah, she had already been grasped by the evil hand of the plague. Come upon the next day, she lacked the strength to get out of bed untill later with the aid of the potions known as Ad-vil and Halls Cough Drops. The pain continued to the next day, Sarah took the same dosage but so far still felt like that which come from the dog's arse! So she managed to type a letter explaining her whereabouts to those who kindly seek and miss her. Whilst she ever get better? Only time and mercy will tell! The End.
Look what happens when you are bored and alone. Blargh! So yeah.. I think I have to come to school tonight for open house.. yargh.. and I will be there tomorrow for retreat... I don't know how I'd make it up if I missed it. If I'm still sick I'll bring surgical masks for the cabin! ^.^ But yeah... and my mom got some HELLA-NASTY cough drops to replace my old ones. I had Vitamin C Strawberry ones that were sooooooooo yummy and they numbed me just enough before the advil kicked in. Now I have cherry with medicine inside and the cherry tastes TERRIBLE....... grrr.... and they suck and the advil hasn't kicked in. I think I'm going to have to smear vapo-rub on myself and go watch tv with my head under my shirt.......... yeeeeees that sounds weird but it doesnt work otherwise!! yark! I have to be at school in a few hours, no? I hate orchestraaaaaaaaaa!
