::dies laughing::

[transomwhiplass]

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young EMPERESS named PETER!. He was HAPHAZARDLY LICKING in the STUPID forest when he met MAGICAL ER..MARK?, a run-away PORN STAR from the SPIFFY Queen SAMMEH!.

PETER! could see that MAGICAL ER..MARK? was hungry so he reached into his PIZZA BOX and give him his SEXY HUMMIS. MAGICAL ER..MARK? was thankful for PETER!'s HUMMIS, so he told PETER! a very HOSPITABLE story about Queen SAMMEH!'s daughter MIZU!. How her mother, the SPIFFY Queen SAMMEH!, kept her locked away in a IGLOO protected by a gigantic WATER BUFFALO, because MIZU! was so ICKY.

PETER! HIGHJACKED. He vowed to MAGICAL ER..MARK? the PORN STAR that he would save the ICKY MIZU!. He would MOOCH the WATER BUFFALO, and take MIZU! far away from her eveil mother, the SPIFFY Queen SAMMEH!, and GANG BANG her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a HORNY TYPHOON and MAGICAL ER..MARK? the PORN STAR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WATER BUFFALO from his story. SPIFFY Queen SAMMEH! BOINKED out from behind a KLEENEX and struck PETER! dead. In the far off IGLOO you could hear a MOO.

THE END.

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