LMAO

[transomwhiplass]

Alex and I have invented a religious cult! LOL!

We are the UberGroup the OO-BEAR-GROOOOOOP! We are the perfect example to all groups out there! OUR DESTINATION.. OUR HEAVEN: ETERNAL LUNCHTIME! OUR BIBLES: FLUFFY, BOB SHORT FOR KATE, AND BUMBLEFUCK THE UBERBOOK OOOOO-BEAR-BUUUUUUUKE!!!!!!!

solidsnake31200: the uber-religion states that the uber-group will continue to filter out until perfect harmony is obtained..in which the group will be taken to a place of eternal lunch time

solidsnake31200: the eternal lunch time
solidsnake31200: is nowfore referred to as
solidsnake31200: the uber-lunch

AMEN! OOO-BEAR-LOOON-CH, OOO-BEAR-GROOOOOP, OOO-BEAR-BUUUUUKE, OO-BEAR-GODS!

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Ranks in the new Religion/Cult:

Sammeh is the high UberPriestess OO-BEAR-PRI-STEST/Leader of the UberCounsil OO-BEAR-COWN-ZEL!
- Unitor of all the Holy, the "glue, the "Force"
Alex is the UberPope OO-BEAR-POPE/head jedi/Protector of the UberReligion OO-BEAR-RELI-JUNNN!
- Head Counsil to High UberPriestess OO-BEAR-PRI-STEST
Titles for other followers to be chosen on monday, the next UberLunch OO-BEAR-LOONCH!
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Official Beliefs:
1. Ramen is the offical food of the cult... THEY ARE THE UBERNOODLES!! OO-BEAR-NUU-DUHLS!
2. WHEN SAYING AN OFFICIAL UBER OO-BEAR! TITLE.. YOU MUST SAY IT IN PROPER GERMAN ACCENT! OO-BEAR OO-BEAR!
3. ON THE UBERDAYS OO-BEAR-DAZE! We shalt throw the UBERRICE OO-BEAR-RICE!
4. Also on the UBERDAYS OO-BEAR-DAZE, we shalt wear the UBERHATS OO-BEAR-HATS!
5. Upon greeting another UBER OO-BEAR! The UberGreeting OO-BEAR-GREE-TING is Ubertagen OO-BEAR-TA-GEN! Which shalt be followed by the UBERFIVE OO-BEAR-FHIVE!
6. THE UBERTONGUE OO-BEAR-TOON-GEH SHALL BE SPOKEN AT THE UBERLUNCH OO-BEAR-LOONCH, it requires adding "th" as often as possible! SPEAKETH! REPENTETH!
7. More beliefs and rules shalt be added later
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solidsnake31200: REPENT......AND EAT LUNCH FOREVER!


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JOIN US MY UBERBROTHERS AND UBERSISTERS

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More tomorrow.. its time for the "UberBed" OO-BEAR-BED!

UberNite! ^_^