Phrases

[transomwhiplass]

In other news.. my new catch phrase o' anger is:

I want to/am gonna set ________ on fire.

I need a new one or I'm going to get turned in for conspiracy to cause arson or something.

I remembered my favorite phrase the other day: puckered buttocks.

A classic. I'm tired.

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I'm I the only person in the world who doesn't care a flying fuck about American Idol???

Stupid. I don't care who's a diva or not. Both of the top 2 get contracts from Simon so the last episode doesn't matter. Clay Aiken showed everyone that runner-up can make even more money. William Hung showed everyone that singing ability doesn't matter. I watch it when they make fun of the bad people. I'm a bad person and my cold black, secreting heart lives for mockery.

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Bush is crazy. I'm in love with Doonesbury. 1 in every 75 American men is in prison.

Crazy conspiracy warning: If the gas prices go down this summer in anyway "because of Bush" and there is another terrorist attack like they say it is, its a publicity stunt. It's the opening fireworks for the Republican National convention strangely held in New York and pushed back to September so Bush can use the 9/11 anniversary like a magic super-hero cape. I predict very messy protests. The whole RNC thing makes me sick.

Sleep.

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[superspazmizu.livejournal.com]

i hate american idol....

and bush...