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transomwhiplassOk, so like, the alien from Aliens is crawling out of my stomach and its going to eat all of you.
No joke. I've been sick for two days now. I'm worried someone snuck me a razor blade and it got lodged in my intestinal track. Every two minutes I get stabby pains of hurt and it sucks a mofo. Oh and not to mention the fevers and chills, those are AWESOME. Picture time!
My dog hasn't come back. To make matters worse, they played the goddamn Simpson's episode when "Santa's Little Helper" is lost. SLH even looks like Rosie. SAD!
Opie is mopie too. This is pathetic.
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I didn't do a very good job helping Niki write her valedictorian speech I don't think. I'm so proud of her though. It's a good thing I never worked hard enough to have to give a speech, it would be all bad jokes and then a cane would come and pull me off at the end.
How awful of the administration to give her like.. a day to write a speech. Oh! and what kind of reward is this for 4 years of hard work... some more work! Thats crap, man.
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Other stuff:
- Gwen & Chris's baby - "Apple." Wtf, dude. If I hear the phrase, "the Apple of Gwennie's eye" again, I'm going to shoot the person in the teeth. Bad cliches aren't funny, ever. Whoever came up with that should impaled.
- Bush & Rummy are fucked. At least I hope so.
- Kerry is being a pussy. Note, I really hate that word... like.. times a million, it makes me squirm but never has a situation so merited it. What is wrong with him? In all this scandal with the prisoners, he does nothing. He could be ripping Bush & his administration an infinite number of assholes yet he hasn't been doing or saying anything. I miss my man Howard. Where are you Howard? Please kick Kerry in the ass, he needs some motivation. This is the time to be driving the stake through the demon's heart, not idling in the corner.
- Does anyone think it is EXTREMELY sketchy that Bush & Kerry had overlapping years at Yale, were both supposed members of the Skulls & Bones, and claim never to have "met" while there. It reeks to me.
- Nader is a scummy little butt crack that needs a serious reality check.
I'm writing my resume for working at that place. Their website says they need people. I'm excited.. it would be my dream job.
Sleepy & hurty.
No joke. I've been sick for two days now. I'm worried someone snuck me a razor blade and it got lodged in my intestinal track. Every two minutes I get stabby pains of hurt and it sucks a mofo. Oh and not to mention the fevers and chills, those are AWESOME. Picture time!
My dog hasn't come back. To make matters worse, they played the goddamn Simpson's episode when "Santa's Little Helper" is lost. SLH even looks like Rosie. SAD!
Opie is mopie too. This is pathetic.
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I didn't do a very good job helping Niki write her valedictorian speech I don't think. I'm so proud of her though. It's a good thing I never worked hard enough to have to give a speech, it would be all bad jokes and then a cane would come and pull me off at the end.
How awful of the administration to give her like.. a day to write a speech. Oh! and what kind of reward is this for 4 years of hard work... some more work! Thats crap, man.
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Other stuff:
- Gwen & Chris's baby - "Apple." Wtf, dude. If I hear the phrase, "the Apple of Gwennie's eye" again, I'm going to shoot the person in the teeth. Bad cliches aren't funny, ever. Whoever came up with that should impaled.
- Bush & Rummy are fucked. At least I hope so.
- Kerry is being a pussy. Note, I really hate that word... like.. times a million, it makes me squirm but never has a situation so merited it. What is wrong with him? In all this scandal with the prisoners, he does nothing. He could be ripping Bush & his administration an infinite number of assholes yet he hasn't been doing or saying anything. I miss my man Howard. Where are you Howard? Please kick Kerry in the ass, he needs some motivation. This is the time to be driving the stake through the demon's heart, not idling in the corner.
- Does anyone think it is EXTREMELY sketchy that Bush & Kerry had overlapping years at Yale, were both supposed members of the Skulls & Bones, and claim never to have "met" while there. It reeks to me.
- Nader is a scummy little butt crack that needs a serious reality check.
I'm writing my resume for working at that place. Their website says they need people. I'm excited.. it would be my dream job.
Sleepy & hurty.
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Date: 2004-05-19 01:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-19 10:06 am (UTC)And you did help me write my speech. I really appreciated your suggestions, and now I'm feeling better about what I have written - I really liked the funny ones you sent me.
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Date: 2004-05-19 11:50 am (UTC)I guess that is how I became, "Saran Oars" (letters from Duke) & "SAMMEN" (letter jacket).
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Date: 2004-05-19 04:26 pm (UTC)