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Dude, I post so many friends-only posts these days! It's crazy.

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I got rid of that post but "Jesus Box™" is still funny.



...Jesus Box, with the power to repel Satan and all of his demons and sinful natures--"get your Jesus Box™ today and tell sin to "get the hell away!"

REAL Testimonial: "I don't know if my Jesus Box™ works.. I'm not sure about the whole Christianity thing. Heck, I'm not sure about God or not, all I know is that I've been totally spared from all this bad stuff.... wait, wait a second.. maybe it's just my repellent dorkiness. Can I get a refund?"

This was a message brought to you by the makers of Jesus Box™.

Date: 2004-04-13 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeli.livejournal.com
You should patent that. :) That's seriously awesome.

Date: 2004-04-23 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginadaqueen.livejournal.com
I wish it was that easy. Very cute concept.

Date: 2004-05-06 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naivelg.livejournal.com
hmmm...i think it is safe to presume you are a good straightedge kid. good for you.

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