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transomwhiplassI'm still waiting for that confounded piece of paper.
I haven't written a single college essay.
I'm sort of working on a computer drawing which I don't even know if I will use in my portfolio.
Additional(since school) pieces completed so far: 0
Ahhh!!
My computer decided to be a HUGE BITCH a few hours ago. I was about 1/4 done and an hour and a half into my project when it randomly shut off. There is no excuse for a PC to just shut off for the exception of being a shoddy piece of shit. I had to restart my work because I was too stupid to save, I'm now past the point I was before. Hoorah. I'll post it when I'm done. I think it looks good so far.
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Today was crap. I was woken up twice by different parents to go to Target. Usually I love Target but I had a long night, it turned out they wanted me to hang out with my grandmother while they bought Nora a bike next door at Sun & Ski Sports. Well, it slipped my mind that it was December 26, the day after Christmas that brings sales and insanity galore. So, it also slipped my mind to hold on to the front door and get dragged kicking and screaming. It was hell in there. Crazy middle aged women swooping down for clearance chocolate, ornaments, wrapping paper, christmas cards, and even tree liners. Two women fighting over the last roll of gold paper with angels. "IT WAS MINE BITCH!" "I SAW IT FIRST WHORE!" It was pathetic and there were children around! Newscasters were there - haha, news 24 Houston. I have NEVER heard of it, apparently a cable channel run out of Houston. They wanted a "perspective of the environment," I turned them down part because I'm a chicken shit and part because my television debut will not be on a low broadcast, LOCAL CABLE news network.
Nora got her bicycle and in family tradition, bitched about it all the way home. Sounds like a really crappy Christmas carol.
Inching through the lot,
in a minivan full of joy.
Bicycle in the back,
children on the floor*!
Crazy people here,
Insanity over there,
SUVS and people,
dashing from everywhere.
Danger all around,
whining heard aloud,
though she got her wish,
it goes something like this,
Oh! Bitch bitch bitch.. bitch bitch bitch. Bitching all the way.
Oh my lord, help me god that guy just grazed our car, hey!
Bitch bitch bitch.. bitch bitch bitch. Bitching all the way.
That stupid man was almost crushed by our van when darting stupidly, hey!
Bitch bitch bitch.. bitch bitch bitch. Bitching all the way.
If I survive and something saves our lives I will pray constantly, hey!
You get the picture.
*(Nora & John sat on the floor without seatbelts because there wasn't enough room with the bicycle. Of course, we all had to go on this magnificent family outting.. it wasn't thought out thouroughly that with 7 people - the van was at full capacity and our trunk isn't that big.)
Oh the magic of the season.
I haven't written a single college essay.
I'm sort of working on a computer drawing which I don't even know if I will use in my portfolio.
Additional(since school) pieces completed so far: 0
Ahhh!!
My computer decided to be a HUGE BITCH a few hours ago. I was about 1/4 done and an hour and a half into my project when it randomly shut off. There is no excuse for a PC to just shut off for the exception of being a shoddy piece of shit. I had to restart my work because I was too stupid to save, I'm now past the point I was before. Hoorah. I'll post it when I'm done. I think it looks good so far.
---
Today was crap. I was woken up twice by different parents to go to Target. Usually I love Target but I had a long night, it turned out they wanted me to hang out with my grandmother while they bought Nora a bike next door at Sun & Ski Sports. Well, it slipped my mind that it was December 26, the day after Christmas that brings sales and insanity galore. So, it also slipped my mind to hold on to the front door and get dragged kicking and screaming. It was hell in there. Crazy middle aged women swooping down for clearance chocolate, ornaments, wrapping paper, christmas cards, and even tree liners. Two women fighting over the last roll of gold paper with angels. "IT WAS MINE BITCH!" "I SAW IT FIRST WHORE!" It was pathetic and there were children around! Newscasters were there - haha, news 24 Houston. I have NEVER heard of it, apparently a cable channel run out of Houston. They wanted a "perspective of the environment," I turned them down part because I'm a chicken shit and part because my television debut will not be on a low broadcast, LOCAL CABLE news network.
Nora got her bicycle and in family tradition, bitched about it all the way home. Sounds like a really crappy Christmas carol.
Inching through the lot,
in a minivan full of joy.
Bicycle in the back,
children on the floor*!
Crazy people here,
Insanity over there,
SUVS and people,
dashing from everywhere.
Danger all around,
whining heard aloud,
though she got her wish,
it goes something like this,
Oh! Bitch bitch bitch.. bitch bitch bitch. Bitching all the way.
Oh my lord, help me god that guy just grazed our car, hey!
Bitch bitch bitch.. bitch bitch bitch. Bitching all the way.
That stupid man was almost crushed by our van when darting stupidly, hey!
Bitch bitch bitch.. bitch bitch bitch. Bitching all the way.
If I survive and something saves our lives I will pray constantly, hey!
You get the picture.
*(Nora & John sat on the floor without seatbelts because there wasn't enough room with the bicycle. Of course, we all had to go on this magnificent family outting.. it wasn't thought out thouroughly that with 7 people - the van was at full capacity and our trunk isn't that big.)
Oh the magic of the season.
