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transomwhiplassSo Mabel and I were talking and we came up with this small list (its far from complete) of "where analyn went wrong".. I know this seems extremely mean.. but I don't know if you all understand how seriously messed up and evil she is on the inside.. she just tries to make you feel bad.. the only way to prevent it.. is by turning the table against her.. she is naive, EXTREMELY gullible, immature, stubborn and learns NOTHING from her mistakes.. she treats you like your dumb.. even when you are trying to help her.. well.. without more adieu... here is our list:
~ WHERE ANALYN WENT WRONG (abrv.)~
1) Dont have a crappy rep
2) Dont get a yucky black butt cut
3) Dont talk like a prostitute standing on an alley in New York
4) Get growth hormones
5) Have some self-respect when you dress yourself
6) Dont hit on younger guys
7) Dont wear unreasonable clothes in climactic weather
8) Dont constantly use the same oil-based makeup that makes you break out
9) Orchestra is not something guys think is cool
10) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DONT BUY ANYTHING.. ESPECIALLY MAKE UP, FROM THE DOLLAR STORE
10b) Dont brag about it
11) Dont freakishly stalk boys
11b) Then tell him you like him as if he doesnt know already
11c) Dont tell boys that you like them when you know they are planning to get a restraining order on you
11d) Continue to ask him if he likes you, or ever could.. especially if he has made it clear.. YOU DONT HAVE A CHANCE
11e) Dont ask him for random rides, expecting him to fall in love with you on a car ride
11f) Dont try to make the guy who CLEARLY doesnt like you jealous.. with some other guy who doesnt like you either
12) Dont be overly dramatic
12b) Dont add any of that sappy stuff in your profile expecting some guy to feel pity for you and go out w/ you. It just doesn't happen
13) For the love of god, dont lie to him.. or about him, to his friends
14) For the love of god... use deodorant
14b) Practice good hygiene in general..
14c) WASH YOUR FACE AND MAKE UP OFF ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU BREAK OUT
14d) You should never have to put makeup on your shoulders for breaking out
14e) Don't tell boys of your breakout situations
15) Dont tell people your dad hits women
15b) Don't try to make us pity you by telling us tragic stories
This list is maybe at most 5% of what is wrong.. it would take a good several hours, and several pots of coffe to really finish it.. but it gives a good consensus of her major errors.. its too bad she is so stubborn.. she could be a really nice pretty person, I think if she tried..
~ WHERE ANALYN WENT WRONG (abrv.)~
1) Dont have a crappy rep
2) Dont get a yucky black butt cut
3) Dont talk like a prostitute standing on an alley in New York
4) Get growth hormones
5) Have some self-respect when you dress yourself
6) Dont hit on younger guys
7) Dont wear unreasonable clothes in climactic weather
8) Dont constantly use the same oil-based makeup that makes you break out
9) Orchestra is not something guys think is cool
10) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DONT BUY ANYTHING.. ESPECIALLY MAKE UP, FROM THE DOLLAR STORE
10b) Dont brag about it
11) Dont freakishly stalk boys
11b) Then tell him you like him as if he doesnt know already
11c) Dont tell boys that you like them when you know they are planning to get a restraining order on you
11d) Continue to ask him if he likes you, or ever could.. especially if he has made it clear.. YOU DONT HAVE A CHANCE
11e) Dont ask him for random rides, expecting him to fall in love with you on a car ride
11f) Dont try to make the guy who CLEARLY doesnt like you jealous.. with some other guy who doesnt like you either
12) Dont be overly dramatic
12b) Dont add any of that sappy stuff in your profile expecting some guy to feel pity for you and go out w/ you. It just doesn't happen
13) For the love of god, dont lie to him.. or about him, to his friends
14) For the love of god... use deodorant
14b) Practice good hygiene in general..
14c) WASH YOUR FACE AND MAKE UP OFF ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU BREAK OUT
14d) You should never have to put makeup on your shoulders for breaking out
14e) Don't tell boys of your breakout situations
15) Dont tell people your dad hits women
15b) Don't try to make us pity you by telling us tragic stories
This list is maybe at most 5% of what is wrong.. it would take a good several hours, and several pots of coffe to really finish it.. but it gives a good consensus of her major errors.. its too bad she is so stubborn.. she could be a really nice pretty person, I think if she tried..
