phonebooth
Apr. 19th, 2003 07:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
transomwhiplassPhonebooth sucked. If you approach it in the theater, take the following measures:
1) Stop in your tracks, and hop backwards a few times like the cartoon characters coming to a stop.
*Make a screechy noise for more effect*
2) Turn inside out like that Basset Hound on Looney Toons
3) Pull something over your head: popcorn bag/box, jacket, hat, purse, spouse/signifigant other
4) Hightail it to the nearest exit screaming the names of your loved ones at the top of your voice in order to ignore its call
5) Once you are out, get on your knees and kiss the good earth you are free.
You have just saved your life. Har har.
Colin, I'm so disappointed in you.
Speaking of Colins; Colin Firth (aka, the lovely Mr. Darcy), Hugh Grant, & other assorted British stars are all making a new movie. FUN! It looks sassy & slapstick, thank god for the British.
There was a DDR machine at Edwards. I wanted a go but by the time the line was up, we had to go. It was sad, people who did it had no skills whatsoever. Scandalous. Having a home version is vital to not humilating yourself. haha.. that's mean. Actually, you no one is humilated at DDR, its so much fun and 90% of the time, the crowd sucks just as much and more. Lalala.. I have to go pull the pads outta my closet and whip out the disk.. I wonder where it went. o_o;;;
I feel like a devil in my blue jeans. *mrow*
1) Stop in your tracks, and hop backwards a few times like the cartoon characters coming to a stop.
*Make a screechy noise for more effect*
2) Turn inside out like that Basset Hound on Looney Toons
3) Pull something over your head: popcorn bag/box, jacket, hat, purse, spouse/signifigant other
4) Hightail it to the nearest exit screaming the names of your loved ones at the top of your voice in order to ignore its call
5) Once you are out, get on your knees and kiss the good earth you are free.
You have just saved your life. Har har.
Colin, I'm so disappointed in you.
Speaking of Colins; Colin Firth (aka, the lovely Mr. Darcy), Hugh Grant, & other assorted British stars are all making a new movie. FUN! It looks sassy & slapstick, thank god for the British.
There was a DDR machine at Edwards. I wanted a go but by the time the line was up, we had to go. It was sad, people who did it had no skills whatsoever. Scandalous. Having a home version is vital to not humilating yourself. haha.. that's mean. Actually, you no one is humilated at DDR, its so much fun and 90% of the time, the crowd sucks just as much and more. Lalala.. I have to go pull the pads outta my closet and whip out the disk.. I wonder where it went. o_o;;;
I feel like a devil in my blue jeans. *mrow*
