transomwhiplass

I did one of those LJ survey's and one question was: what would you like to do before you die?
My answer: Inspire a revolution! (now thinking about it.. even multiple revolutions!)

MY REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN WITH MY CATCHY TRADEMARK PHRASES! Woo! Hahah, I think I should compile a list. If you think I am a) insane b) taking this too far c)need to go to bed or d) all of the above, you are ~~most likely~~ right.

Here is the list: POOR SAMMEH'S CLEVER LIST OF TRENDY, CATCH PHRASES (and their fantastical meaings [word dictionary coming soon to an LJ near you!])

PHRASE/ORIGIN/DEFINITION

-"It chewed a big monkey!" / A comment on a movie on the shelf at Blockbuster. / It really sucked.
-"It (majorly) sucked (substitute: a lot) and then it sucked some more." / Origin unknown. / Oh god, how it sucked.
-(Not all mine)"Your mom's a ____", "Your dog's a _______", "Your sliced bread's a ______"/ Stupid argument or discussion of some sort. / It has the intention of a super insult. Ain't no foo' gonna' diss' mah bread, yo
-"Everyone and their dog"/ I forgot, sophomore year maybe./ It means a lot of people doing something, indicates a cliche or fad, generally. Suggests: everyone AND then some.
-"DOODE!"/ LJ somewhere / Pal, comrade, amigo. I decided the word "dude" was not cool/chic enough for my personal usage. It indicates lower IQ, such as that of a beefcake tan, blond, surfer boy (who I have nothing against otherwise).
-"You aren't meeting you potential" or "You just aren't applying yourself."/ Talking to Jennifer, there is a sibling to this one I can't remember / You are sucking and you need to get better, now, because I said so. or I demand more from you.

For other reference (my personal favorite phrases from others, that tend to enter my vocabulary):

-"Fuck a duck!" - Ripped from Joyce. It rhymed, it had profanity, it involved a feathered creature, it needed to enter my daily vernacular. It means I am severly frustrated.
-"Crap on a Stick!" - Hijacked from Mizu. Something about this always makes me think of Monty Python. But yeah, it is a good phrase. It basically means: things have turned very wrong, and now I am mad.
-"Shit a brick" - Yanked from unknown. I forgot where I heard this, if there is one source. I love this phrase as it is meant to transfer the idea of high amusement, and as I am highly amused most of the time, it became a daily.. err.. at least weekly use. It means that whatever happened/was said agitated me in such a manner that I gathered enough power in my bowels to crap out a 10 lb, at least, rectangular prism shaped rock, that would hurt very much and would be very hard to pass. Haha, no, it's basically an adjective/modifier, meaning really powerful. Intended use goes with extreme anger and laughter.

ADDITIONS:

"Hack-up-a-lung"/Who knows?/When you are coughing really hard, like hacking-old-person-smoker its amusing.
"Clusterfuck"/I dunno/ A huge asshole. Not just uno fucker. A whole wad of fuck. If you are a clusterfuck, you must be a really bad person.

For other, other reference (the ~~little~~ big guys, who indirectly influence my speech patterns on a daily basis):

-The Simpsons
-SNL, especially Jeopardy Sketches (ex. "I GARFUNKLED YOUR MOTHER, TREBEK!")

Maybe I will add to this later, but now, I must retire to my bed chamber. I am also obliged to stop talking like a stuffy, aristocrat as typing like a dictionary/reference book has compelled me to do.

So for a stab at informality, I'm going back to my sleep hole to catch me some z's. I'll talk to all you kiiiiiiiiiiii-niggit's (monty python forever! WOO!), fuckwits, and myself tomorrow. I ROCK AND YOU DON'T! Ah.. there's my (un)healthy ego kick.... oh yeah, that's the stuff. I should sleep on weekends, shouldn't I, SHOULDN'T I???

GO TO BED SARAH!
Yes ma'am!
Damn straight ma'am to you!
Oh go bonk a tree!
WHO YOU TALKIN' TO PEE-WAD!
Stop using a potty mouth!
Haha you are talking to yourself!
Ok, das' it, I'm gonna kill you foo's!
You're going to have to catch me first! NYAH NYAH!
I will catch my pretty's, for my wit is sharp as I am cunning.
I'm cunning.. CUNNING LIKE A FOX!
Dat's some wacked up shiznit!
Stop wasting time you... 2...3...4?
Well, 3 I think, that one person left to raid the freezer for ice cubes.
Oh, ok.. then, I'm going to get you 2!
No you ain't, CUZ' I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!
*BANG*

::pop's out of a trendy logo:: THAT'S ALL FOLKS!