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I did all my school shopping.. Parker Uniforms was scary with all those people... vicious Private school parents.. ehh..

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OOOOOOOOOH last night I spent like.. 2 hours trying to make one of those hats from Signs.. you know what I am talking about if you've seen the movie... as soon as I can fix my PC Cam.. aka find the software... I'm snapping a pic and it will be my first cam picture for my layout.. HEE HEE! Its not as perfect as the one in the movie.. some pro-prop person did it.. amazing.. it is highly complex for a tinfoil hat...

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oh yeah.. and my driving test is tomorrow.. thought it was today for some reason.. haha

my day so far..and small bitch spree ^_~

I went school shopping after realizing my driving test is tommorrow smaart..

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Parker Uniforms was a war zone.. omigawd.. it was boring colored thread away from a hissing, scratching cat fight.. there was this one dumb woman who ON TAX FREE WEEKEND.. was trying to return.. a blouse... from a year ago.... WITHOUT a receipt.. they just told her "we would be happy to help you on any other week or weekend... but our standard policy on these days is to keep the lines moving" and this portly woman had a temper on her.. if I had all my cookies in my basket at that time.. I would have had enough sense to deck her and send her and her scary "designer-style" poncho covered ass out the frikken' door.. but my cookies were rattled earlier when I was thrown off by having my lesson tomorrow..

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we saw lion king .. which was pretty cool.. I am glad I can say I saw it.. but in terms of a musical... Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat kicks arse and in terms of the music in general.. JTT was more in key than the kid in the show.. and dude.. that's scary shit...

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domain is still not available.. our patio is falling off.. I don't think I mentioned that.. but it started the falling off process a month or so back.. it sank several inches while we were gone...

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oh my god.. I found BOTH my SAA sweatshirts... my BLUE PULLOVER... AND the substitute jacket I was using while I couldn't find any of those.. the housekeeper hid them in the Hope Chest... jesus christ.. if I was mean and stuck-up.. I would leave all the roach carcasses for her to pick-up.. but I appreciate her making my bed every once and a while so I won't.. oh.. yes.. the roaches are livid in my house... its funny.. they killed all the mosquitos.. I have been bitten by A RECORD low.. oh my god.. like.. 3 this whole summer.. if that much.. and that was the beggining of the summer.. I've been bitten by more in the winter.. but the roaches have emerged.. and thats worse.. one died at the bottom of my hamper.. it was empty at the time.. and I didn't want to get rid of it... have to reach to the bottom.. pick it up with a paper towel.. discard it.. you know... so I left it... I've been throwing clothes on the floor till today.. we have a new leak.. I have the shittiest house I know.. and it dripped on my PJ bottoms which were thrown on the floor.. so mindlessly.. I tossed them in the hamper.. haha.. so when I was changing I was looking for them.. found them wet in the hamper... realized the dead roach was gone.. figured it out and found it stuck to the PJ's.. so I shook it off.. and tossed the gross little mofo out.. anyway.. I will be switched rooms soon.. hazzah.. to a room with no holes.. just no closet door.. which I am going to use a pretty shower curtain on.. and maybe some christmas lights.. it will look even better than with a door.. ^_^ .. oh.. and some ugly ass blue trim.. which I hope to paint over in the near future.. an absolute crap light kit.. do you remember when Anthony whipped his belt off and broke it.. thus cutting the shit out of his arm? well.. regardless it hasn't been fixed... everytime I bitch to my parents.. FIX THE ROOF.. GET NEW DOORS.. REPLACE THE DOOR HANDLES.. they say.. "do you want a car or not?" then I'm out and we see a car.. and my dad says look Sarah.. "there is a nice (actually quite crappy) car you can buy".. or they throw the.. "don't you want to go to college".. at me.. its like.. WTF.. its their responsibility.. I mean.. I don't know.. #1 planned usage of the money from my mom's new job was for a new roof... so my parents are shithead slackers.. and call me a hypocrite... but I am not trying to feed 8 mouths.. (6 of us + 2 dogs) and for them to say "make your own dinner" or have me wait 4 hours for a ride and to have a house full of leaks.. which brings roaches and gross stuff.. its just.. not right... and yeah.. for those of you who have come to my house.. we have ONE bathroom... for 6 people.. our house has another.. WHICH HAS BEEN BROKEN DOWN SINCE WE BOUGHT THE HOUSE...now its a roach breeding ground/graveyard.. its sick.. anyway.. for those who haven't been to my house.. its not really as terrible as I say I guess.. the structure still stands.. and we have nice yards.. ^_^.. the roaches are getting smaller at least >.> and the bug man is coming.. I blame him.. annnyhow.. I don't want people afraid to come over... but you know.. I bet it is scary for outsiders.. considering how:

+ yes.. we have one bathroom.. and it had a giant hole in the wall where there was a plumbing problem.. and then my cat used to hide in it.. and rosie ate it wider to get the cat (she later threw up dry wall all over the carpet.. looked like oatmeal ^_^) THEN.. a few months later.. a RAT came threw some hole in the foundation.. threw the hole.. it was murdered thank god.. that night in fact (in the utility closet next the the bathroom [went back into the hole which goes through]) then my mom in fury caulked it up crapily with a piece of board.. and yes.. caulk.. also the bathroom's counter hasn't been replaced since the house was built.. its like.. soo retro
+ we have 5 fully operational (outward opening, not sliding) doors in the house: 3 closets and anthony's room and the hall door.. the one to my room is hindered by a shitty doorknob.. nora locked her door on a school morning (did not want to go) mom broke down door.. now there is a hole there.. our bathroom door is soooo hard to close.. but it does close and lock.. but not easily.. thuse not fully operational.. the side door works... but stick evily.. and if not closed properly.. the dogs can push it open.. the front door is hard to in the summer.. and JOHN AND NORA can't open it.. as for sliding.. we have 3: the walk in closet, the laundry room, and the other side door.. the other sliding glass doors are all off their rusting tracks.. lets see.. what else is wrong.. none of our kitchen cabinets close right.. and the kitchen has many a hole with plenty of water damage (mind you you cant see the sky.. but you can see the rotting wood planks).. my parents sleep in the living room.. without a door.. so we could have one more bedrooom.. we have such a crappy house its not even funny.. ugggggggh........ well I'm done.. now you are all too terrified to enter my ring of hell.. I guess you have a good reason though... but if its comforting.. 96% of these problems won't afflict you.. just the long-term habitats.. and yes.. we still have electricity.. running water.. and telephone.. we were the first people on our street probably in the neighborhood to have DSL.. we've had it 3 years.. we don't have cable.. but we have a microwave... and a big ass refrigerator and freezer.. lots of cabinet space (though the doors wont shut) so you won't go hungry... there are several rooms that aren't threatened by the many problems with our house.. they are the ones you will see.. as the others are a point of shame for us.. you have seen my room.. possibly... but I am not moving to probably the best room in the house.. and up to that.. the rooms from here to the door are so-far leakless, you will have to walk across 25+ year old carpet.. but mind you.. thats what shoes are for...uhmm.. let me see.. we have a pretty large TV.. several computers.. a DVD player.. a PS2.. a game cube.. N64.. SNES.. game boys.. game boy pocket.. gameboy colors.. gameboy advance.. and a wide assortment of games.. we have a gold blockbuster card.. we rent religiously.. we would have like.. a platinum or titanium.. but they haven't made those yet.. we also rent DVD's online with netflix.. so upon a "pary" or such.. you won't go hungry.. you won't be harassed by water.. and few roaches (we try to negotiate before you arrival) and you hopefully wont get bored.. we also own a number of board games.. so please come and visit.. still.. come and see me.. aren't I worth seeing even over all these things? ^_^... I would hope.. >.>;; haha........okkkkkkkkk 'nuff of that

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saw a cherry red eddie bauer edition bronco.. I want I want.. the leather was pretty fucked.. but hey.. I'm crafty.. I will cover it up... its $10,200 i think... I'm going to test drive tomorrow after I "hopefully" pass my test (yikes!).. HEHE.. I'll get my car yet...... YOU SEE!!

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Ladies and Gentlemen.. what you are about to see is highly disturbing..

Ok.. so I was looking for my PC cam software and I found some old pictures from Disney World... well.. I realized what I had come upon.. and it is too horrible NOT to share it with you all.. so.. for you viewing horror.. here are some pictures... one isn't bad though.. JUST one.. MWAHAHAHAHAHHAA........ enjoy ^_~

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Before we come to it let me say a few words: these pictures are not high quality.. I was playing with my camera as well as toying with evil.. this stuff might make me seem mean.. yes.. but these people arent really very nice.. Mr. H is ok though.. no names will be released... just keep in mind this.. I think its funny how much the pictures suck... as the motif is for something unbelievable and evil.. like unsolved mysteries or tabloids.. so prepare you eyes.. they go in order of horror..

OH and note.. none of these pics were altered in anyway.. this is 100% bonafide truth here..

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#1 Mr. Hernandez smiling sweetly (the good one): Awww..
#2 I title it "Blurred Evil" you can see some other people in the background too so far I have identified: Laura Short, I think thats Joe, Alex Marte, and some guy I can't remember his name: heheh
#3 This thing is pretty hella scary.. it is the WRONG side.. Mabel you probably don't want to look at this.. this is closer than anyone else will go.. NOTE... I was using my new camera.. the one with the zoom..so I was not as close as it appears........ YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! EYE CARUMBA!
#4 Folks.. this is what you have come to see... this is my tale that I am lucky to tell.. it is so horrifying.. I made a warning page...its a miracle this thing didn't break my lense or blind me.. if you wish.. proceed to the warning message and enter if you dare... you HAVE BEEN WARNED! Horror.. excruciating detail

Congrats if you are alive!! ~ xoxo, Sarah