Today was the longest day of work........ EVER....
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For the last week.. Corey has been here THE UBER BITCH... and these two girl volunteers, daughters of 2 of the counselors.... its funny..... all of the counselors have daughters in camp.. and they are all SUPER BITCHES....... I can't stand any of them.. one little girl, Rebecca giggles like a moron all the time.. its scary.. and she never listens.. you can't really scold her because you get a stare from her mom.. Adrianna.. probably the best out of the bunch is Rebecca's best friend, nuff' said.. she follows orders I guess.. anyway.. to the TWO that bothered me ALLLLLLLLLLL day...... Lauren and Ashley.. Lauren is Missy's daughter and Ashley is Diana's daughter.. Diana works the slightly older camp.. where her daughter SHOULD be attending.. and Lauren SHOULD be in older youth with John.. she is almost 13 .. anyway.. they are at perfect bitch age... seriously.. anyhow.. last session, this OTHER little girl, Lauren.. HATED swimming.. she screamed and screamed and screamed.. well.. she started to like it.. now in this session she is in my swim class and she does pretty well.. but it seems Lauren and Ashley have taken a shine to little Lauren and don't give a rat's ass about the others.. anyway.. today.. I was FORTUNATE to have little Lauren (she really is a sweet kid) with me all day.. thus.. the duo tramps were with me all day... here is the saga:
It started in the morning for gymnastics... I was the only official paid counselor in my group of 6 children.. I had gotten little Lauren so the "duo" came to my group and Anthony came too.. as OFFICIAL PAYROLL TRAINED counselor.. it was my job to get the kids through the gymnastic circut.. so one by one I took them through the stations except when it was little Lauren's turn.. then I got shoved out of the way... finally at the MOST DIFFICULT station for counselors to do at least.. the bar: it requires you to with your two hands help the kid on the bar.. have them shove their legs between their hands .. and do a flip.. all this time.. you must hold them by belly and back so they don't flip off onto their head.. ASHLEY.... who is.. well.. lets just say.. REALLY stocky for an 11 year old.. and her daily outfit consists of her way-too-tight bathing suit and those cheerleader shorts with disgusting logos on the the bottom .. todays selection: Diva.. so she actually RAN to the next station to help the kids with the bar.. if I was to do any station at all.. this should have been mine.. and I had no idea how to tell her.. it was scary with these girls.. they were IMMUNE to my looks.... and they SHOT them back at me.. my "I hate you look.. I want you to go away you insignifigant being.. I am better than you and you are incredibly stupid look"... when I saw it didn't work and they were getting hostile to me.. I would pretend to be looking behind them.. and then flash a great big grin into their faces... stupid kids.. anyway.. so I just tried to teach her how to do it.. she gave me evil looks the whole time.. 3 kids flipped onto their heads.. (the bar isn't high.. like.. 3 feet with a 8 inch mat at the bottom) but still.. so we got through.. and they made ME watch the line.. and keep it in order.. it sucked.. I was the authority for once and they didn't give a flying shit in the world..
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lucky lucky me.. swimming.. all they did was tickle little Lauren's toes in the water.. and from across the pool call in unison "HI! LAUREN!".. god... they suck
later on.. Corey put me on duty at the coloring table.. they come over.. bitch about the coloring selection.. and disappear 15 minutes later reappear with new copies.. a major announcement repeated twice a week: THE COLORING SHEETS ARE FOR THE CHILDREN.. NOT THE COUNSELORS.. PLEASE DO NOT JUST SIT DOWN AND COLOR.. so.. they sat down coloring stacks of sheets... then.. they go up and help themselves to new crayons.. with tips.. when several little girls asked to use them.. the "duo" refused.. really rudely.. god.. they are so mean to the kids..... urgh... I can't tell them off.. because if they do.. they will blackball me to their mothers... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE GIRLS.....!! AFTER AGE 5 THEY STOP BEING CUTE AND START BEING EVIL, CONIVING CREATURES OF EVIL.. SOME GAIN SENSE BUT MOST DO NOT.... BLOOD SUCKING DEMONS...
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lalalla.. so now I'm home.. I made Mabel a hyperactive rainbow explosion wallpaper... hahaha.. I wonder if she can take the colors... annnnnnnyway.. I still can't register my domain.. so thus I am pissy... and I keep listening to the same 3 songs over and over..... hehehe... for some reason I've become re-obsessed with The Cranberries... FUN STUFF!! e-mail time! Ta- ta
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For the last week.. Corey has been here THE UBER BITCH... and these two girl volunteers, daughters of 2 of the counselors.... its funny..... all of the counselors have daughters in camp.. and they are all SUPER BITCHES....... I can't stand any of them.. one little girl, Rebecca giggles like a moron all the time.. its scary.. and she never listens.. you can't really scold her because you get a stare from her mom.. Adrianna.. probably the best out of the bunch is Rebecca's best friend, nuff' said.. she follows orders I guess.. anyway.. to the TWO that bothered me ALLLLLLLLLLL day...... Lauren and Ashley.. Lauren is Missy's daughter and Ashley is Diana's daughter.. Diana works the slightly older camp.. where her daughter SHOULD be attending.. and Lauren SHOULD be in older youth with John.. she is almost 13 .. anyway.. they are at perfect bitch age... seriously.. anyhow.. last session, this OTHER little girl, Lauren.. HATED swimming.. she screamed and screamed and screamed.. well.. she started to like it.. now in this session she is in my swim class and she does pretty well.. but it seems Lauren and Ashley have taken a shine to little Lauren and don't give a rat's ass about the others.. anyway.. today.. I was FORTUNATE to have little Lauren (she really is a sweet kid) with me all day.. thus.. the duo tramps were with me all day... here is the saga:
It started in the morning for gymnastics... I was the only official paid counselor in my group of 6 children.. I had gotten little Lauren so the "duo" came to my group and Anthony came too.. as OFFICIAL PAYROLL TRAINED counselor.. it was my job to get the kids through the gymnastic circut.. so one by one I took them through the stations except when it was little Lauren's turn.. then I got shoved out of the way... finally at the MOST DIFFICULT station for counselors to do at least.. the bar: it requires you to with your two hands help the kid on the bar.. have them shove their legs between their hands .. and do a flip.. all this time.. you must hold them by belly and back so they don't flip off onto their head.. ASHLEY.... who is.. well.. lets just say.. REALLY stocky for an 11 year old.. and her daily outfit consists of her way-too-tight bathing suit and those cheerleader shorts with disgusting logos on the the bottom .. todays selection: Diva.. so she actually RAN to the next station to help the kids with the bar.. if I was to do any station at all.. this should have been mine.. and I had no idea how to tell her.. it was scary with these girls.. they were IMMUNE to my looks.... and they SHOT them back at me.. my "I hate you look.. I want you to go away you insignifigant being.. I am better than you and you are incredibly stupid look"... when I saw it didn't work and they were getting hostile to me.. I would pretend to be looking behind them.. and then flash a great big grin into their faces... stupid kids.. anyway.. so I just tried to teach her how to do it.. she gave me evil looks the whole time.. 3 kids flipped onto their heads.. (the bar isn't high.. like.. 3 feet with a 8 inch mat at the bottom) but still.. so we got through.. and they made ME watch the line.. and keep it in order.. it sucked.. I was the authority for once and they didn't give a flying shit in the world..
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lucky lucky me.. swimming.. all they did was tickle little Lauren's toes in the water.. and from across the pool call in unison "HI! LAUREN!".. god... they suck
later on.. Corey put me on duty at the coloring table.. they come over.. bitch about the coloring selection.. and disappear 15 minutes later reappear with new copies.. a major announcement repeated twice a week: THE COLORING SHEETS ARE FOR THE CHILDREN.. NOT THE COUNSELORS.. PLEASE DO NOT JUST SIT DOWN AND COLOR.. so.. they sat down coloring stacks of sheets... then.. they go up and help themselves to new crayons.. with tips.. when several little girls asked to use them.. the "duo" refused.. really rudely.. god.. they are so mean to the kids..... urgh... I can't tell them off.. because if they do.. they will blackball me to their mothers... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE GIRLS.....!! AFTER AGE 5 THEY STOP BEING CUTE AND START BEING EVIL, CONIVING CREATURES OF EVIL.. SOME GAIN SENSE BUT MOST DO NOT.... BLOOD SUCKING DEMONS...
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lalalla.. so now I'm home.. I made Mabel a hyperactive rainbow explosion wallpaper... hahaha.. I wonder if she can take the colors... annnnnnnyway.. I still can't register my domain.. so thus I am pissy... and I keep listening to the same 3 songs over and over..... hehehe... for some reason I've become re-obsessed with The Cranberries... FUN STUFF!! e-mail time! Ta- ta
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